Would you like to see a dinosaur fucking a car or a spaceship fucking a planet? Have you ever wondered what it would look like to see continents fucking? OK, how about gummy bears fucking-from behind, too? There’s even CD/lollipop porn if that’s the kind of thing that floats your boat. Although the rule’s origins are disputed, Internet Rule #34 emerged sometime around the dawn of the millennium as a result of the fact that there was nothing so freaky-or even scarier, nothing so boringly normal-that you couldn’t find porn about it somewhere online.Īlthough the rule exists in different phrasings, this is the most concise and understandable version:
